Porn: YaY or NaY

As we all know. . .this is a judgement free zone so be as open and honest as you can. Think of your answer to the following questions as market research or as sage advice to help future generations or really, just my unending curiosity!

Do you watch porn?

And if you do, do you watch it with your significant other? Do you care if they watch it?

I ask these truly personal questions because of something that happened last night. DC was at my house for dinner and we were talking about TikTok. Now. . .let me take a moment to explain TikTok, as I understand it, so you can fully appreciate what happens next. In the TikTok world, the app figures out pretty quickly the types of videos you will like and continues to fill your “for you” page with videos that are. . .well. . . just for you! So. . .let’s say you scroll through and you like a few cute puppy videos. Guess what? You’re now in PupTok! Maybe you happened to do a duet with my butt plug story and now you are stuck in ButtToc! You get the idea!

Back to last night. DC and I are in a deep convo about TikTok and he pulls out his phone and asks me to explain to him why he sees the same girl every morning on his app. Without looking at his phone, I tell him that he must be following her account and so they push her stuff in front of his face.

He’s adamant that he did not follow her page and can I take a look.

Sure, honey. . .I’ll help you figure out your fun new addiction.

I take his phone and what do you know? EVERY SINGLE TIKTOK IS A YOUNG HOT CHICK! I can’t remember the last time I saw so many bra-less nips popping through a skimpy white tank. It was like MTV Spring Break in Panama oozing out of his phone.

Now, I get it. . .he’s a dude and guys like to look at pretty things but honest to freakin God, there was literally nothing but hot young chicks and giant boobs! Like, honestly dude, throw a like to a comedian or a sports video every once in a freakin while! Geez!

Now. . .y’all know me and you know damn well that I cannot just let this go without completely making fun of his stereotypical ass. And what does he do? Well. . .he did what most men faced in this uncomfortable situation would do. . .deny, deny, deny!

‘I don’t ever like or follow young hot chicks with their big boobs hanging out! I’m a dad of two daughters, I would never.’

Uh huh. Sure.There is literally only one reason why this would be his video feed. . . see above at my explanation of how TikTok works!

But this hilarious moment between us prompted me to move to the next logical thought. . . porn.

So, back to my original questions. Do you watch porn? Do you watch it with your SO? Do you care if they watch it?

Being completely truthful with you. . .I have only watched porn a few times in my whole life. Not because I necessarily have a problem with it but more because it jacks with my brain. Here’s what I mean.

To get to the ‘finish line’, I have my roster of dirty fantasies, naughty thoughts and nasty images that I pick from and play out in my head. They are very specific and always do the trick. But, I’ve discovered that after every time I have watched porn, those porn images pop into my head, pushing out my images, at the worst possible moment and completely fuck up my ability to close the deal!

So. . .needless to say, porn is not my jam!

I really don’t think I have an opinion of whether he watches it or not. Maybe that is just the entire country being desensitized to sex and nudity nowadays but all I have to say to him is he better keep it far, far away from me because I don’t need anything interrupting our sexy time!

Tell me. . . Porn: YaY or NaY?

-      Annie